如何滚床单，这是你曾经创造的理由，你也可以开始实践，你将需要，一个有机能的生殖器，获得允许，可选择的是：道德伦理标准。
How to Get Laid.It’s the reason you were created.You might as well start practicing.You will need a functioning pair of genitals.Consent and standards (optional).
步骤1 如果你是一名女性，躺下，如果你是男性，请继续到步骤2。
Step 1. If you are a female...get laid.If you are a male,proceed to step 2.
步骤2 如果你是同性恋者，躺下，如果你是异性恋男性，请继续到步骤3。
Step 2. If you are a homosexual...get laid.If you are a heterosexual male,proceed to step 3.
步骤3 找到一个女人，不要只是站着不动，控制你的嘴唇和舌头来创造“文字”。“文字”如果正确构成，会让女人放松，并告诉她，你是一个善解人意体贴之人。
Step 3. Locate a woman.Don't just stand there -manipulate your lips and tongue to create "words,"which, if formed correctly,will put the woman at ease and communicate to her that you are an affable person who knows how to speak.
步骤4 使用“文字”来谈论你的大胸肌，收藏的名贵跑车，或者你作为一名多职衔的消防员，摇滚明星、外科医生/宇航员的成功职业生涯。现在，滚床单吧，如果你发现这些会话主题不适用，请继续到步骤5。
Step 4. Use the “words” to talk about your massive pectoral muscles,collection of expensive sports cars,or your successful career as a multi-hyphenate firefighter -rock star-surgeon/astronaut.Now, get laid.Should you find these topics of conversation inapplicable,continue to step 5.
步骤5 继续并开始检查任何鼓动滚床单的迹象，继续交谈会很合适，如果你获得同意，建议在之后的约会与此女子再聚。
Step 5. Go ahead and start checking for any signs of encouragement that it would be appropriate for conversation to continue.If you’re getting the green light,suggest reuniting with the woman at a later date.
步骤6 向考虑中的女性传达你会做一个满意的性伴侣，这会花上几周、几个月甚至几年时间，所以要直接坦率地说出来。
Step 6. Convey to the woman in question that you would make an acceptable sexual partner.This can take weeks, months, and even years,so don’t mince words.
步骤7，滚床单。
Step 7.Get laid.
步骤8，重复以上。
Step 8.Repeat.
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你知道吗，每天人类“滚床单”大约1.2亿次，请注意：要负责任地滚床单。
Did you know.The people of Earth "get laid" roughly 120 million times every single day.Please: do it responsibly.
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